connielingus

- reflections of my life as an airplane-fixing, lady-loving, first generation eurotrash-canadian grrrly-grrrl..... -

Friday, November 18, 2005

The Top 10 Hottest Canadian Women..... (according to Connielingus)

Alright.... I will (and I promise) to fufill you with the top 4 hot canuck ladies in the next 2 days!!!!

#4 NELLY FURTADO



"You're beautiful, that's for sure
You'll never ever fade
You're lovely but it's not for sure
That I won't ever change
And though my love is rare
Though my love is true"


uuuuuuhhhhhh... How beautiful and talented can one Victoria, B.C. born Canadian/Portuguese woman be?????
Damn.



Here's a quick story....

A while back I randomly met this chick, at a random social gathering, who actually went to school with THE Nelly Furtado in Victoria....
Turns out, like most of us, Ol' Nellster was just a freaky "art/music nerd" in highschool. Definitely not the most gorgeous or popular in school at 17......

Huh. Funny how things turn out.

I'm Like a bird too Nelly.....

# 3.0 and # 3.1 TEGAN AND SARA (OR SARA AND TEGAN)




Oh the Joys of the rocking Calgary, Alberta born sisters!

I have had a self-satifyingly stable relationship with Tegan and Sara for nearly 5 years now.

6 concerts and counting.

I am being the typical asshole who bunches these two absolute undeniable unattainable hot specimens of lesbian twins of all of Canadiana together unfairly.

What could I do..... The score was so close....

I did not have a choice in the end.

In the "body" category they = HOT!
In the "face" category they = HOT!
In the "talent" category they both are definitely = HOT!

... As for personality, well, they are very different and difficult to decipher....



Sara is the more intricate and intensely independent twin who needs space and could possibly turn into a lovably high maintenance star.

I prefer her songs more.



Tegan is the "Loose Lips Sink Ships" kind....
This twin is peppy and confident and sweeps up all the ugliness of the world in her happy-go-lucky, pop-mistress "thing she does".

I love her "take charge attitude" but not her face piercing...




I suppose I'll leave the #3a and #3b choice up to the blog readers.....
- much to T & S 's dismay mind you.

(go with Sara)

1 Comments:

At 3:08 AM, Blogger Sniffy said...

Jeez Connie, you've been busy - did they give you an hour off today for good behaviour?

Not that I'm complaining of course. Nice choices. Where have heard of Sarah and Tegan? Do people link to their website or somethng?

I never knew Nelly Furtado was one of you lot, are you sure you're not making this up? Like anybody who has flown through Canadian airspace counts?

 

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