I Lost My Bloggin' Mojo.

Dear lovely and intelligent readers of Connielingus;

I had a bit of a holiday from the pleasures of the blog and I believe I am back now to thrill and amaze you all (or what may be left of you) once again.

I had a bit of a quiet personal meltdown.... I was working quite a lot of overtime, not sleeping properly, drinking too much caffeine and alcohol.
I had completely given up going to the gym and I was eating way too many globules of delicious stinky cheese with my skinny little French girlfriend while drinking beer and watching hockey.
I was getting acid reflux that crawled it's way up my throat every morning and I was having those weird muscle twitches right below my eyelid.
At one point I was considering taking up smoking again and my unnaturally high and amazing sex drive had slipped into neutral.
Whackin' it had become a chore as I wasn't turning myself on feeling like a tired twitching fatty blob of acidic dairy products.
Something had to give.... and sadly it was the joy of blogging.

But hey, I feel much better now.

There's nothing better than a good nights sleep after a little run on the treadmill to get the self-love juices flowing again.
Working a normal 40 hour week is quite conducive to a healthy blog as well.... and we all know how utterly self-satisfying that is.

heh heh.

So in closing, I promise to return with all the vigor you have come to expect of me... as well as my usual subtle dose of soft porn and corrosion.

Lots of Love,
Connie