The Mack - Don Cabin Chronicles 2005

The Pina Colada Song
(The H.O.T. Hawt Version)



I was tired of my boring life
I had been working too hard
Like your average blue collar stiff
I hadn't laughed for so long.....


Well It was becoming quite blatant
I'd been longing for my old mates
To travel in from near and far...
- The yearly Cabin 18 reunion awaits -



So If You Like Pina Colada's
And pissing into the wind
Take a trip to the Westside
To that cabin 'round the bend...




...Bring something soft to pass out on,
some Rye and a Keg.
...Bring some meat or a Veggie Dog,
and some extra smokes for those who beg.



...So if you are not into a noisy scene,
or a Grumpy Bocce Gnome -
You best be packing up your tent
And make your way home....



Yes, I like Pina Colada's
And playing Cards in the Rain
Mini Bottles of good Scotch
And slowly melting my brain



...And when I ask you to "Knock Me!"
you best reciprocate
afternoon drunk playing Bocce
- an evening nap with your mate.....




Yes, I liked my Pina Colada's
And asking where is "The Brad"
And now that its over
I'm quite certain I am sad...



It was the weekend I had hoped for,
And we came thru unscathed.....



...Except for a subtle shake,
And the smell of the unbathed.



(Once again - Many Thanks to the Mack Don's and their razor-sharp edge... The inspiration for lame hung-over poetry such as this)