Pee Pee Poo Poo Bum Bum
Seeing as this week in the lives of my particular Blog gang has had the "Bodily Functions" theme I figured everyone could appreciate this article from THE QUEEN OF THE POON BASSOON.... The one and only Raymi the Minx
As far as my own personal contribution....
Have you ever had a poo in the bush ?
- Once I did whilst camping in the backwoods of the Cariboo in Northern BC, where my good ol' friend Ape at Salt and Vinegar lives.
Human poo looks wrong in the wild....
I'm sure if any animals were watching me as my pee dribbled on the back of my shoes, they could have certainly sensed my awkward attempt at defecation, smell the toxic combination of Rye Whiskey and Potato Chips and actually really wondered just how it was possible that the bipedal Homo Sapien could have actually taken over the earth.
posted by Connie @ 5:33 PM
10 Comments:
I hate shitting in the bush. I once did it on Mt. St. Helens and the Nemisis and my son chased me with a digital camera. I've had problems ever since.
Shoulda brought along the Poo-Mate.
I think I've only done it once - when I was about 6. I won't do it. I won't allow myself to end up in a predicament where it might even be a possibility. One of the first things I think about when I'm going somewhere is toilet facilities. I'm worried about Rome already and the place I'm going to in Norfolk doesn't have a mains drain - they've got a fucking sess pit! In the 21st Century!!!!
I'm getting quite worried about it all.
who is that gorgeous kid?
We took over the world because we learned to walk on two legs. This freed our hands to learn to use tools, which in turn made our brains grow larger and ever more capable the more we learned. Of course we could have done none of this without the opposable thumb.
Or something...
Gee-heee-heeee-eeekk!!
When did a bear last pick out a tile scheme for his bathroom back at the cave? :D
when i was a kid had a fairly devastating experience with peeing in the woods... (down the leg, in shoes, in pants, no extra parents, yelling parents - 'can't you get this right') my parents are very outdoorsy and we'd go away for the day or weekend - it was bad enough that after said experience i decided (at age 5-6) that i wouldn't go in the woods - i would just hold it all day... i tried this out and put my parents into a fit - why won't you go - or I would pretend to go off in the woods to find a stump to lean my ass against but would only think about transformers or strawberry shortcake... I guess my parents figured it out though and decided rather than destroying my bladder they would end this particular trip short - we stopped back at my grandparents place and I made a beeline for their bathroom - as I remember this was one of the last times that they took us any kind of excursion that lasted more than a couple of hours. Fear of bladder explosion will get those parents everytime... of course now I'm looking forward to my own offspring pulling the same shit... lord :)
oh and there is a better site for the cariboo (i happen to manage it) www.northcariboo.com - I didn't design the site but all site changes and upgrades have been by me - fun job!
ok - one more thing - if people have the time - we are actually re-doing our cariboo region site and we are trying to get something that is more attractive and makes me people want to look a little deeper - here is our test site - none of the links work but this will be the general theme carried throughout the site - be honest - you can leave comments over at salt and vinegar
here is the site for viewing new cariboo site
Not Bad Ape, I like it!
You've got a pretty good job I would say. You've got your finger on the pulse of Quesnel! Woo hoo!
The Poo-mate, Aas... Good One! I actually did LOL! on that one. Tee Hee!
BG, I have no Idea who that liitle kid is, it was just a stolen image from a google seach on "pooing"
I agree, He is quite cute though.
Thanks for sharing your poo in the woods stories guys!
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