I Smell Like Fire and Musty Tent

Well Hello there my Bloggy-eyed little friends, I am finally Home!
I know, I know - you must have missed me terribly.

I just got back from my not-so-naughty mountain camping adventure....
Alas, by no choice of my own, it did end up being a very close-knit family affair.
Unfortunately for my unfettered girly-hard-on, the campsites were small, the tents were a-plenty and it is difficult to pull off a dirty weekend with a piece of thin - yet - amazingly - waterproof bit of fabric separating you from a campsite full of my ol'ladies nearest kin,
- Whom, I might add, also found themselves trapped in their own thinly veiled excuse for private quarters...
Grunt once about how difficult it is to apply your bra and pull up your pants in a 3 foot high, 2 person tent and the whole campsite can share your woe. -

I did, however manage a burst blood vessel in my brain attempting to quietly explode the 5 week pressure release that first night.... But other than that,

- My God, was the scenery stunning!-

These are official Connielingus photos from Banff National Park and Jasper National Park in the Glorious Canadian Rocky Mountains, May Long Weekend 2005.
Don't be too jealous of Canada Eh....