Pre-menstrual Double Trouble

Karen from Karentertainment was curious as to how it must be regarding the whole pleasurable experience of PMS in the relationship realm when it involves 2 women.
- Well, let me tell you....

It's really not as bad as you would think. It turns out to be of a benefit that we are sypathetic to the cause and we understand how irrational the hormones make you. Don't get me wrong, 9 times out of 10 when a screaming, crying, full out battle erupts it is because someone is in their hyper-sensitive pre-period anger cloud... It happens, but we can be objective about it.
I am terrible for feeling fat and disgusting - therefore being bitchy and inconsolable about having to get dressed up to go out when it is that time of the month. My Girlfriend often gets frustrated and tells me firmly, but kindly, its because I am bloated and to smarten up because I look fine.....
I don't think any man alive could live to tell that tale.

It is somewhat true about the phenomenon of menstrual cycle synchrony after living together... It is supposedly caused from the release of pheromones, but no one seems to know for sure. Strangely enough, when one of my previous live-in relationships was on the rocks and we were fighting all the time our periods actually started getting farther apart.....
All and all, it is definitely advantageous to get your periods together and over with at the same time... Although I do like to point out that even if your girlfriend gets hers within the same week as you, between the bloating and feeling crabby the 3 or 4 days before, the 5-7 days during, and the 3 - 5 days of the "recovery" time there only leaves a good week and a bit each month where everything is "normal".
All I can say is at least we don't have to worry about birth control.... That's a whole other shitty-woman-issue can of worms.