Cold Feet Are For Pussy Little Boys.
Jenn will be living in the same house as me in exactly 14 days. Whoa.
I have not lived with ANYONE for the last year and a half. Before that it was a nightmare of a relationship cohabitation including a 6 year old girl-child.
I have lived by myself in a 3 bedroom house for 17 months in pure bachelor bliss. I can blast my music at 4:19 am whilst I am blogging.... I can leave my crusty ol' Crackers and Havarti Cheese with a side of pickles plate where it lands and it will still be there when I get home from work. Laundry day is when I say and my bed gets made just before I get in it on most days.
Am I ready for this?????????
You know what the funny part is.... I have completely shut down in the last week. I have not been cleaning as per usual....I have been "too busy" to get myself groceries to cook up a decent 1-person meal....
I believe I am frightened.
But in a good way......
I think it is more of a "am I gonna be able to please" kind of scared. I really want to make it all so stress-free. I want to be un-bored with my relation-shit this time around......
I really don't want this one to self-destruct. Jenn is such a good girl.
(But Here is the Good News for all you, my Blogmates - I have successfully entered into a prenup clearly stating "at least one hour of blog time each day")
posted by Connie @ 11:42 PM
9 Comments:
Good girl, Connie. Funnily enough, I was thinking about your blogging activities once you enter the world of wedded bliss. So long as she knows what's what and who comes first (i.e. us lot), it'll be fine.
Are you really excited then? Is she really excited too?
I'm very pleased for you.
Good luck. Since I wear the pants around here, I do exactly what I'm told. But luckily, since my wife knows my limitations, that's usually no more than to stash the beer bottles and pizza boxes when I've done with them... ;p
OMG...I never even considered your blogtime. Thank God you've got it coverd. Did you make her sign in blood?
Make sure you get a "vibrating massage" from her every day... The key to a happy relationship, I hear! :)
(Start out at your messiest - that way you've set low expectations!)
We both really are excited! It's going so nice to have somebody to come home to... someone to cook dinner with... I mean I really loved my independence but it does get a bit lonely.
Plus you can get a vibrating massage everyday if you want.... (at first anyhow...)
Well the Pre-nup thing was sorta a joke.. although I have requested that my blog time not be impeded on because, as sad as it sounds, it is my hobby and I enjoy it. (Its like having imaginary friends!)
Lesbian "married" sex usually tapers off after a while for the exact same reason that it does for you... it is just too much work some nights. Funnily enough there is actually a phenomenon called "Lesbian Bed Death" that occurs in some couples... Go ahead and Google it. I dare you.
Alright here we go. You're all lucky i'm not the jealous type.I guess can't be seeing as you're in love with both of us and there's going to be that whole threesome thing goin' on! (did our beautiful connieligus mention that i'm a gymnast?)My mama taught me how to share so it's all good. How can i possibly expect to compete with lovely chippies of this bloggang?
You all make my Looong days at the office a lil' shorter...especially since everyone all day everyday is asking me "So? How many days?" I didn't want to do such a freaking long count down. I really am getting excited though. It's slowly starting to sink in! Karen thanks for the vibrating and start out messy tips... two can play at that game ;)
"Just kidding" my love.
Cheers guys!
Well it seems "anonymous" is crashing my little blog party. Hello sweet thing ;)
Yes Lisa... a gymnast.. I know...
Well, I do know what you are saying and for the most part some older women do "let themselves go" as you say. I think it stems from the age factor where many of the older lesbians had the woman's movement and womens lib activist thing being very popular and important for them at a young age. I think a big value to them was to not fall into society's norms for tending to hide a womans natural beauty under fancy clothes and a ton of makeup. (It could also be a lot true about Alaskan Lesbians...maybe they feel a little more rugged?)
That and the fact that the older generation were more into the typical "butch" and "femme" roles where as nowadays those lines are a little blurred....
plus it is fucking fashionable itself just to be a lesbo these days... all the hot young girls are givin' it a whirl!!!!!
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