connielingus

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005

The Questions Answered......

Tina Asks: "What do you like most and hate most in people?"

- I tend to be most attracted by people who are natural and effortless... Someone who has an easy sense of humour and a positive outlook of themselves. Someone who has opinions with something upstairs to back it up.
I absolutely cannot handle the type of people (men especially) who are constantly in a "who's cock is bigger than whose" contest.... The typical argument for the sake of arguing people. Life is too short to always be right.

"If you could meet anybody, who would it be?"
- I think I would like to meet my fave author Erika Lopez.
She is the most hilarious, off-the-wall and enjoyable writer EVER. She writes the way my mind thinks.....


"You're pretty open in your blog, but have you got any really deep secrets that you don't tell a soul? (I'm not asking you to reveal any, just wondering if there's a darker side to Connie)".
- I have to say yes.... I've certainly had my moments in the past. I think every person alive has at least one deep dark secret about themselves, don't you think?

"Do you ever get "straight" women hitting on you, and how does this make you feel?"
- you know something, in my past experiences, its generally the severely intoxicated straight women that find me irresistible. One girl who works in the office at my company even went as far as to slur "You know, at one time I thought I was a lesbian... If I ever am I would go after you, but I don't know if I could, you know...do the sex part" and then she hiccuped went in for a kiss, then pulled back and said "I probably shouldn't"...and stumbled off to the party. The whole time my eyes bugging out in disbelief, so shocked I never said a damn word... I mean I never would have guessed that would have ever taken place in a million years.
I have also had various make out sessions with 3 other so-called-straight women - 1 who even had a boyfriend. (geez, sounds like I've a sordid past doesn't it?!?!)
I suppose I should be flattered but it more makes me wonder just how many "straight" women there actually are out there who are that easily swayed with a little bit of alcohol..... Which brings me to your question "Who was your favourite snog"?
It, hands down, was with a straight artist girl I lived with when I was 20, whom I was in raptures with for years and was single-handedly responsible bringing out the whole "librarian" business in me. The unrequited love was painful and she and I eventually went our separate ways... her finding a boyfriend and me trudging thru a string of utterly horrible girl relations.
- New Years Eve 1999; she briefly shows up at my party just before midnight, doesn't say too much, but at 2 minutes to the hour comes over and plants a long passion-filled kiss on me, states matter of factly that she is leaving, finds her boyfriend in the crowd and is gone.
I've not heard from her since.

Herge Asks: " What was your best sexual encounter?"

- My best sexual encounter.... Well it would have to be the first night I met my lovely Girlfriend Jenn, last year on a blind date/setup dinner party. She was here to visit her niece who happens to be the girlfriend of a good buddy of mine at work. To make a long story short, the remainder of her visit from Edmonton to the Okanagan ended up being with me in a blissed out sexathon. I honestly don't think we have missed a day speaking on the phone since or gone more than 6 weeks without seeing each other... (I really should've bought shares in Westjet.)
Going back to Tina's question - Jenn makes me laugh so easily... That is such an utter turn-on in the simplest form.

"What's your favourite meal?"
- I really love any type of curry dish, pizza, and for some reason I eat a lot of pickles and Havarti cheese on Whole wheat crackers.

"Your favourite song?"
- As far as a song that I love and that I have never got sick of hearing is "Dreams" by Fleetwood Mac... it makes me feel happy everytime.

"Your fav telly show? (think I already know the answer to this un)"
- Yes obviously "The L Word", but to be honest I tend not to watch T.V. that much. I usually go for a "Simpsons" rerun if I do.


"On the boobs post, was one pair yours?"
- Ah HA Herge! I musn't tell a lie.... Mine were in fact the bottom left - the sunburnt ones with the pink shirt. It's not the most flattering picture of them, hence I didn't receive one vote. I assure you they are MUCH nicer when they are out and about.

Lisa From Alaska Asks: "Do men hit on you? How does a man's game differ form a woman's?"

- Actually Yes, They do. Mostly it is my work mates because we have formed a pretty cool respectful bond over the years. I think these guys appreciate my ability to muck in with them and to have a laugh about the perpetual "guy stuff". I think they are attracted to the "buddy" type thing they get with me....I suspect it's ultimately quite the change from their prissy, bitchy wives - that, in addition the whole "you probably haven't great sex with a man (namely me) yet" lesbian challenge.
The mens game is generally a sex thing first off, its all sweet talk and fluff, where as typically a woman is looking for a companionship and trust first, hence a lot of talking and questions and generally the sex will come later.
But, then again, before I get all stereotypical on your ass, I have also come across the seductress types before - and you know they are all about one thing... And that's cool too.

"I imagine that your job allows your brain quite a bit of free time to wander. That do you think about when you're grinding away? Do have reoccuring thoughts/daydreams/fantasies or is it mostly random?"
- That's actually a cool question... Its either my brain is completely engrossed with trying to figure out the repairs from Boeing engineering drawings when doing major stuff, or when we have the monotonous tasks, like corrosion grinding, the mind is definitely set adrift. I tend to think about what I will write in my blog posts to be honest! That or crunch numbers of my debts. Lately though it has been stressing out (in a good way) about the arrival of my GF and all her furniture in 2 weeks... Stay tuned for more updates on that coming very soon.

"If you were a cereal, what would you be?"
- Fruit Loops!

April Asks: " What was your most embarrassing incident ever? If you could do things over again, what would you change? And Why?"

- Well, the first embarrassing thing that comes to mind happened at my High School Graduation Party at a classmates Farm. I wish I remembered the details a bit better, but basically being 17 and not that big of a drinker, I polished off 6 Labatt's Ice beers and somehow I went in the ajoining forest to either #1. Pee #2. Puke or #3. A little bit of both. Well turns out in my drunkenness I curled up on the forest floor and slept the night. I awoke to a beautiful morning at approx. 6 am with not a soul in sight. Too embarrassed to knock on the classmates door I trudged the 2 km's back into the nearest gas station where I called my more than annoyed father to come pick me up. While I waited, sitting on the curb, covered in mud and stinking of my alcoholic exploits , a man gave me a dollar and told me to buy myself a coffee because I looked like hell.
All in all I wouldn't have changed a thing... Years later it remains one of those great youthful legacy stories.


Karen Asks: "Are you hyper all the time in real life?"
"And are you a "boob" woman or a "leg" woman?"


- Well, Karen, I used to be a lot more hyper in my younger years, but the stresses of a real life full time job, taxes, home ownership and the state of the world has mellowed me out a bit although I still enjoy singing out loud while I am at work.
It's funny because in reality I prefer to spend time by myself nowadays for the most part because people generally annoy me, but get me in the right mood and put me in a social atmosphere I tend to be the cheeky loudmouth and mirthful one. It must be my Gemini duality coming out.

As for being a "boob" or "leg" girl I would have to go with titties for sure.... (although I have been know to adore a nice set of ass cleavage a time or two as well.)


Barbara Asks: " Why do you think that a "ask me a question" post is an interesting thing?"

Well, Barbara I think we all tend to be paranoid and pre-programmed to be so cryptic and anonymous when it comes to the internet and "cyber-relations" so to speak. It's always the question of how "real" this whole thing is and whether its worth the emotional attachment. Whatever it is, I sure seem to spend a shitload of my free time worrying about it.... That's real isn't it?
ultimately I think this is an exercise in letting down your guard a bit, opening up. ......That and its an easy blog post for the day!

....And Last but certainly not least,
Erin Asks: "How about....Are you coming to the cabin the last week in August? Book off some time and get the girlfriend out too. She has to be initiated properly and you know that takes a few days minimum."
- Erin Baby, I am there! Yes, I know all about the "few days minimum" thing. I believe I arrived up at that same cabin last August with a full intention of staying one night bringing 12 beers and a blanket. 3 days later (still in the same clothes) I managed to scrape my sunburnt corpse off the dock and make it home for my night shift. Thank-you for the invite.... We shall be in touch. I am certain I will be hosting a fabulous deck party before then and you are on the coveted guest list.


P.S. - Thats you Erin, in the center, rockin' out to Dolly Parton.... remember that! Good Times - lol!

21 Comments:

At 11:20 AM, Blogger Karen said...

I was just thinking "Dolly Parton? That's not something to be proud of, is it?!" ;)

Thanks for answering the questions! :)

 
At 12:00 PM, Blogger Connie said...

Well, the only Dolly Parton song that you CAN rock out to is "9-5".... I have D.J.'ed a few weddings and surprisingly it is a big hit with the 30 - 80 year old crowd. It's always a fun contrast to throw that song on after say 50 cent's "In da Club". You know what another weird popular song is... "Queen of Hearts" by Juice Newton......

 
At 1:51 PM, Blogger Sniffy said...

You know, I read Herge's question three times and I could've sworn he'd asked you what your favourite "snog" was!

What was your favourite snog?

 
At 2:30 AM, Blogger Sniffy said...

Wow, those answers are something else!

I had an interesting straight woman coming on to me experience a few years ago. I'd gone down to Surrey for a party and was staying with this woman, her husband and her auntie at her mum's flat. The party was at her sister's house and just about her entire extended family and in-laws were there. She got rather drunk (I of course was stone cold sober) and she started to get very friendly with me; hand up shirt around my mid-rif and touching the back of my neck, breathing in my ears and stuff. I was like, Please stop doing this, we're completely surrounded by your family and they all have loads of tattoos!

It's kind of comforting to know that people have to get completely arseholed to get a bit whatsit with me though.

Snogging is ace. I remember when I had my "No, I'm DEFINITELY not at all gay, but I'm just going to snog you to get this tension out of the way so we can prove we're both straight and get on with our lives" snog. It lasted for about an hour. Jeez, it was something else.

 
At 4:02 AM, Blogger Connie said...

Oh Tina, I love hearing your snogging stories! Tee hee....

 
At 4:09 AM, Blogger Sniffy said...

I've only got the one!

 
At 4:19 AM, Blogger Connie said...

Well, go get some more!

 
At 4:27 AM, Blogger Sniffy said...

OK then.

I'm far too shy to go around snogging people.

Denise, who I'm seeing tonight, is essentially married, but I think she wants to introduce me to "the sisterhood". I'm not that's my cup of tea, but I guess you never meet anybody unless you leave the house.

 
At 4:32 AM, Blogger Sniffy said...

Is it really 4.30 there and are you really still awake? Shouldn't you be tucked up in bed if you're to be safe in charge of a grinder tomorrow? Or perhaps you could use fatigue as an excuse for grinding the face off your twat of a boss.

Oh, and you may have noticed that I have a terrible habit for missing words out of sentences. I know what I mean, but it makes the whole thing confusing for other readers.

"I'm not that's my cup of tea," should be "I'm not SURE that's my cup of tea..."

 
At 10:31 AM, Blogger Connie said...

I actually did go to bed after that last post... 4:19 am...
Anyways, go out and at least check out the "sisterhood". Like you say, nothing will ever happen staying at home.
To be honest It's not really my cup of tea either. Its not so bad in a bigger city because obviously there are "more" to choose from. In a smaller town, it seems in no time everyone knows who's done who, who wants who, and after a while it seems like one big game of wife-swapping. (Plus I have a couple of LOVELY "ex's" who are still a big part of the local lesbian circuit.)


heh heh... grind the face off him. yes! fatigue....perfect!

 
At 3:00 PM, Blogger Sniffy said...

I was out with Denise this evening and she was trying to pry into my past and I was suitably vague - give these girls an inch and they'll take it. Anyway, I turned the conversation around to her, to ask how she came to be in the job she's in now and she told me her first job was as....

.....

....wait for it.....

A LIBRARY ASSISTANT!!!


You couldn't make that up, could you?

She's trying to get me out more and I think that can only be a good thing.

 
At 1:47 AM, Blogger Connie said...

Hah!!!! That is hilarious! I bet you had a hard time holding in a laugh when hearing that one.
Absolutly perfect!

(So is Denise the one you sorta like but shouldn't?... just curious.)

As for a sniffer social life I say Hurray!
I think you should go out and explore!

 
At 2:19 AM, Blogger Sniffy said...

No Denise is trying bring me out of my shell a bit, attempting to build my confidence a bit. She is a real sweetheart and ever so kind, but I don't fancy her though.

The one I like but shouldn't is somebody different from way back. The one who was involved in the "We're both straight, but we need to do this kissing thing to break the tension between us" one. Broke my heart, she did. It wasn't her fault, it was mine for being a soft, stupid bastard.

 
At 2:40 AM, Blogger Connie said...

Ah T, you're alright, you musn't be hard on yourself. Love does the most fucked up things to the judgements and realities in the best of us.
Believe me...I've got a couple terrible heartbreak stories myself. I suppose it has made me learn the hard way of what I need to watch out for and what I don't want....
so for the love of god do not fall in love with a straight woman, a woman without a job, or a woman with a child.... guarantee of heartbreak and insanity. I'm not kidding!

 
At 3:10 AM, Blogger Sniffy said...

I'm keeping myself very guarded and staying as detached as possible until I'm sure. I can't go through any of that shit ever again. You run the risk of people not wanting to get to know you if you don't open up, but it saves you from the risk of being hurt.

 
At 3:40 AM, Blogger Connie said...

yeah, you are right about that. its a tough compromise me thinks. I'd hate to see you lose out on a good time by being so reclusive though....
Most Librarians are already so painfully shy... its hard to get the fire started even without being uptight about being hurt. You need to find yourself someone who is equally as intelligent as you and equally as witty so that the walls can come down easily out of pure comfort.
you know, you really should open up to Denise at least... she seems to want to help you out in the social department. You gotta start somewhere right?

 
At 4:23 AM, Blogger Sniffy said...

Oh yeah, I agree, and I'm getting there. It's just a delicate situation because of the professional side of things though; you don't want to look a complete freak with somebody that you have remain professional with. It's also a delicate situation because of the people involved in my sorry tale.

Witty and intelligent eh? That may be true, but I could never handle a grinder. All power tools make me nervous to the point of giving me terrible shakes after using them. Or am I getting confused with vibrators?

 
At 11:02 AM, Blogger Connie said...

yes it is probably vibrators you are thinking of... lol!

you've got a good point with the remaining professional part... it's a good thing you don't fancy her then isn't it.

(I want to ask you who the people are exactly in your sorry tale and why it would be delicate, but I'm sure you're not going to tell me....)

 
At 11:26 AM, Blogger Sniffy said...

Simple enough. You know enough to know that I had trouble with booze and I needed to give up. The person that convinced me to do this also helped me out and made sure I was OK. She had a feller, but circumstances meant that we spent a fair bit of time together and I started to get confused feelings, which I then realised wasn't confusion but infatuation and actually real life love. She sort of had similar feelings but neither of us would admit it because it wasn't really appropriate and it was essentially our first times. Things progressed, and went a bit further, and a bit further still. IT was wonderful but very sad - she really was/is the person I'd have settled down with for ever. Unfortunately I knew she'd never choose me over her bloke and I had to go back to being her mate. Which I still am, and I love her dearly and it doesn't hurt nearly as much as it did. But I've got to respect her decision and try not to do anything to damage her relationship or our friendhip.

Life is completely shit at times.

It's a simple enough tale and I shouldn't have too much trouble conveying it, to Denise for example, but it's rather difficult because I need people to see my friendship with this person just as it is now and not what had happened in the past.

 
At 12:41 PM, Blogger Connie said...

Ah yeah thats probably the best way to do it. Jeez, i dunno if I could've gone on being friends after that. I'm a bad one for cutting all ties once things go wrong...never to see them again.
How did you two manage to put it all behind you?...I mean, obviously you have some lingering feelings. Does she, do you think? Is she still with the same bloke?

All in all it Sounds like you are pretty sorted about it. Still a sad love story nevertheless.....

 
At 2:32 PM, Blogger Sniffy said...

Yes, there are still feelings and it's quite difficult. Yes, she's settled.

Sometimes I think it'd be better if I disappeared, but I had a year of that and it almost killed me.

 

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