Ok, so I've finally had this silly chain-quiz-thing imposed on me by good ol' April @ Pissoff. I will be a good sport and thrill you all with my shocking answers to what I could possibly want to be if I had the choice of the following vocations.
- The rule is I must pick 5, add my own contributions, and invite some other poor saps to give it a try...
well, as far as I'm concerned, everyone (that has a blog), that I would actually give 2 shits about their answers has already had a go, so I will take it upon myself to fuck up the chain and just invite any "connielingus" readers to just leave their choices via my comments. Ok? OK! sounds like fun right!

So here's the List:

If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be a service member...
If I could be a business owner...
If I could be an actor...
If I could be an agent
If I could be video game designer...
If I could be a comic book artist...
If I could be a hooker...
If I could be a crack addict....
If I could be a porn star....
If I could be a mime....
If I could be a domestic engineer...
If I could be a chimney sweep....
If I could be a masseuse...
If I could be a taxi driver....
If I could be a priest...
If I could be a fighter pilot...
If I could be a homeless person...
If I could be a biker...
If I could be a mortician...
If I could be a horror film killer...
If I could be a movie writer...
If I could be a muppet...
If I could be a fast food product...
If I could be a piece of office equipment...
If I could be a head of state...
If I could be a member of a boy band...
If I could be a Wednesday...
If I could be a list...
If I could be an item of clothing..
If I could be a figment of someones imagination...
If I could be a carpenter...
If I could be a layman...
If I could be a piece of candy...
If I could be a beach...
If I could be a master....

And here is my selections:
If I could be a piece of office equipment... I'd be a Photocopier - someone at sometime will eventually photocopy their breasts, I'm sure of it...

If I could be a fighter pilot... I would pee on the floor and laugh that some poor airplane fixer would be eventually grinding my urine corrosion.

If I could be a master... Well, I'd be a Master Baiter... A chronic one....

If I could be a muppet... I'd Be Bert from Sesame Street... because BERT IS EVIL!



If I could be an item of clothing... Hmmm...Tough choice...It'd be a toss-up between Angelina Jolie's Bra or Natalie Portman's knickers.





Alright then, there you are. My additions will be:

If I could be a Stiff Drink.....
If I could be a member of the Royal Family......
If I could be a one-hit-wonder....

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