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Here for your viewing pleasure, is a play by play update picture collage of my new patio I had the pleasure of creating this past weekend. Unfortunately it proved to be a frustrating and strenuous undertaking trying to get the godforsaken cement blocks to line up and sit evenly.... That literally drove me to drink...
The piss off is that it took so painstakingly long this time I'm going to have to spend next Saturday doing the exact same shit.
Ball Hair.....
But wait! The best part - That big pile of sand and gravel was my Birthday present from my mum and stepdad.... You know you are definitely not yer mums sweet little girl anymore after receiving 10 yards of crushed rock as a gift. Geez I'm cool.
Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion of "Connie Lays a Patio"(and builds some stairs) this weekend here on Blogger....
posted by Connie @ 2:17 AM
16 Comments:
Woo hoo! Crushed rock!
You should make this sound like more of a porn production... Like "Apatio" is some hot latina lover... "Watch for the dramatic climax this weekend!"
Oh how our priorities change eh? I think that's a great gift and it looks awesome by the way!
You're HOT! These pix are now my Background at reception... thanks my lil'gravel monkey! Hey pissoff you're right gravel is an awsome gift. Some princesses might laugh about getting crushed rocks but it's a pretty expensive gift! I love useful gifts they're the best.
Ah Yes! Connie lays Apatio.... Apatio brings Connie to her knees. See the dramatic climax unfold... Saturday night on Home and Garden Blogovision!
I actually asked for the gravel for my present, because my mum asked what I needed, and I needed gravel.
My Mum and Stepdad are the greatest! They always help me with my lofty home improvement plans...
Why the open mouth connie? Were you singing one of your fave songs?
Looks like a great job, I bet you're really pleased with yourself.
Why the open mouth connie? Were you singing one of your fave songs?
"... I've been workin' on the railroad..." ;)
No, it was actually "Back on the chain gang" by the Pretenders....
You know, our next door neighbours had a home extension, but over-ordered on the sand. Work finished, this 1 tonne bag of sand sat in their front garden for 6 months - then I had an idea. I could use it for the pond I was putting in the back garden! They let me take it, so I put the pond in the back garden. When I'd finished, I had 3/4 of a tonne of sand left. It sat in my garden for another 6 months before I finally threw it down the back of the garage in a fit of pique.
Anyway, enough of that! Your patio's looking great! :)
You ever been in prison Connie? The way you handle that spade is pretty cool.
I'm bored, stimulate me Connie!
you have fantasies of girls in prison do you.... I have fantasies of women police officers cuffing me and poking me with their night sticks, frisking me violently.....
I don't have fantasies about girls in prison at all! They're dog rough. I have fantasies about bored office girls who fantasise about librarians. And I have fantasties about girls who can lay their own patios.
oooh now we are getting somewhere....
Well, yeah, of course I do. Especially girls who can handle a grinder.
Come and visit me at Cakesniffers, there's some shit there that might make you laugh.
I loooove librarians.... and i'm a naughty receptionist! what are the odds. I also have a sexy grinding girl. Ouu la la. The mouth open on the gardening pictures is connie trying to catch bugs. I'm trying to convert her to a frog like me!tee hee. Well i shold get back to receptioning. thanks for the break guys!
You're always active, do you ever find time to relax?
Yes, of course Herge... my relax time is typing inane braindead shite right here and at your guy's blogs.....it's the only slack I allow myself.
- Like "Chicken Bones for the Soul", this is..
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