connielingus

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Monday, May 02, 2005

Braindead Entertainment Tonight.

What is it with the Stupid "entertainment" shows on T.V. these days sensationalizing every little asinine "event" that happens down in the States.
So there I am running on the treadmill at the gym tonight watching the communal boob-tube (where I can't change the channel) and sure enough they have a whole story about Jennifer Wilbanks, The buggy-eyed "Cold Feet Bride" from Atlanta, Georgia.
- First off, She faked her "abduction and kidnapping" which proves she is a bit of a mental-case and does not deserve even the slightest bit of attention as far as I'm concerned. Just Lock her up for a while til she calms down.
- Second off, I could really care less if the obvious loser she was going to marry, still wants to marry her! Jesus Man! The so-called "love of your life" faked an abduction to get the hell away from you. Kick this broad to the curb!
- And Last, but not least... Please tell me why a show like "Entertainment Tonight" would be interviewing various celebrities on what their take on the whole thing was? Yeah, Perfect, interview the only people in the land who live the most un-normal fairy-tale lives imaginable.....
THEN, as if I wasn't already shaking my head in disbelief, the next segment is about the Elementary School Teacher Pedophile Mary Kay Letourneau trying on Wedding dresses, and talking about how happy her children and family are for her now that she is finally getting hitched to her child-lover.
WTF! Please! This women went to jail for having Sex with a minor, and now that big ol' clusterfuck is legal and they are "in Love" we are tormented with her Wedding Plans!?! - Is that considered Entertainment, Tonight?



Jennifer Wilbanks in happier buggy-eyed times with Fiance John Mason.

2 Comments:

At 3:00 AM, Blogger Herge Smith said...

Of course all the next works were gutted when she turned up with pulse intact, they were drooling with blood lust...

What was it that fascist mother fucker Bill O'Reilly (evil evil evil) said?

"THIS MUST BE A CRIME"

No Bill, the only crime here is that you can speak.

The cold feet bride - I heard from an independant source (i.e. a liar) that her husbands wanted to do her in the bottom on the wedding night - and that was she bolted - jeezus - what is it with these 'straight' men and their bottom fixations?

What's that all about, eh?

 
At 6:44 PM, Blogger Connie said...

Good god..... just say no to Bill O'Reilly.
I heard from a reliable source that the reason he keeps ranting about same -sex marriage leading marrying goats is because he, himself - get this - LOVES GOATS!.... hmmm, coincidence???
That man is a piece of work....

oh yes, and straight men with bottom fixations..... what IS with that?
Some "straight" men at my work enjoy pinching each others bums... because its funny apparently. Uh...what is with THAT?

 

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