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Monday, May 09, 2005

Virgin Mary Concrete Piss Stain Defaced!!!!


Apparently it seems the "beautiful" image of The Virgin Mary that appeared in a Chicago, Illinois highway overpass has been defaced.
- For those who don't know a few weeks ago some guys saw the supposed "image" of Mary holding Pope Jean Paul in some yellow and white stain in a crack in the concrete. The Illinois Department of Transportation say it is salt seeping out of the said crack - (I say that, or the dried up crystals of some drunk homeless guy piss)..... But whatever, Virgin and the Pontiff... Ok. Great.

So, turns out it was vandalized by a guy named Victor Gonzalez who wrote the words "Big Lie" accompanied by a swastika in black shoe polish. The fiendish religious freaks who have living in the underpass had him arrested and the city crews arrived on the scene to paint over the blasphemy with brown paint. Shortly some holy rollers from a nearby Car wash scrubbed off the paint with some heavy duty industrial cleaner. The smell of spiritual chemicals and ammonia filled the air..... And they fell to their knees and wept.

- With all that fucking about, the stain seems to have changed drastically in appearance.... First reports are that now instead of the Holy Mother holding the Pope, the apparition seems to resemble Michael Jackson clutching a small boy....

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4 Comments:

At 10:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was just watching "Unsolved Mysteries" and there was another sighting in Kansas somewhere (minus the Pope's head). Bollocks I say.

 
At 10:41 PM, Blogger Connie said...

No kidding... I will never understand why someone would go on a pilgramage bearing candles and flowers to see a salt stain in a musty overpass....

Remember a while back there was the Virgin Mary face in the Grilled Cheese sandwich - I think it was sold on Ebay for thousands of dollars.

 
At 10:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

people are crazy are so freaking crazy. After that whole grilled cheese thing some one actually tried to sell a frying pan that "may possibly be capable of making a virgin mary grilled cheese".

 
At 7:08 AM, Blogger Sniffy said...

I was talking to a Muslim friend who said there'd been a pilgrimage to some place in Pakistan where the word "Allah" had momentarily appeared in the cloud formation there. I fear there were some bitterly disappointed pilgrims at that one!

 

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